What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:48

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
How to draft a will to avoid becoming an AI ghost—it’s not easy - Ars Technica
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
Why are FtM trans just another type of woman?
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
Who are some good social skills therapists in Pompano Beach, Florida?
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”